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combeferret:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

#its actually very sad

youre right it is sad

because this is how it would’ve been from elsa’s perspective

no big sweeping and motivational orchestration to fill the silence and the mountains

nothing but the sound of her own voice and the wind

just her

alone

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

This is a great sentiment. However, I’m a little skeeved out by the fact it is apparently in a bariatric surgery office - doctors whose main purpose is to assist people with drastic and dramatic weight loss.

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

This is a great sentiment. However, I’m a little skeeved out by the fact it is apparently in a bariatric surgery office - doctors whose main purpose is to assist people with drastic and dramatic weight loss.

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tubooks:

It’s tough out there for the geek boys.

Except, not really. 

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ladypoetess:

Brain: You’ve been a bit stressed, so let’s go bake something, that’s been a coping mechanism for decades at this point.

Me: Sure, good idea.

Brain: Oh, why don’t you just double this batch of muffins, then the husband can take some to work for his coworkers (who bring in food all the time).

Me: right-o

Brain: 

Me: …

Brain:

(double the time, or more, that it would usually take to bake this recipe later)

Me: you ass

My back: I’m not speaking to you

My left ankle: Me either

My wrists: We are, but only to scream

Brain:  *whistles innocently*

(an hour later)

Brain: Don’t forget to clean up everything! And also clean out the fridge and scrub the bottom shelf and deodorize the sink!

Me: sigh.

My uterus: Knock knock, bitch.

Me: Really??? At least I have chocolate muffins now.

My stomach: After smelling them the whole time they were being prepared and baked, I really don’t want them now. Sorry.

Me: .   .   .   .   .   .

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scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

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Brain: You’ve been a bit stressed, so let’s go bake something, that’s been a coping mechanism for decades at this point.

Me: Sure, good idea.

Brain: Oh, why don’t you just double this batch of muffins, then the husband can take some to work for his coworkers (who bring in food all the time).

Me: right-o

Brain: 

Me: …

Brain:

(double the time, or more, that it would usually take to bake this recipe later)

Me: you ass

My back: I’m not speaking to you

My left ankle: Me either

My wrists: We are, but only to scream

Brain:  *whistles innocently*

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spoonie (pa)insomniac roll call!

chronicchristianity:

reblog if you’re awake and really don’t wanna be.

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witchyroses:

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Oh I didn’t know that

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bookofwisdom:

You know that moment you were expecting a religion blog and got a porn blog whose kinks you don’t really share? That was an interesting surprise.

Anyway, welcome one and all to my new followers. (Especially you, Porn When I Was Guessing Canaan—your url made me smile like the community-starved idiot I am. Please feel free to shoot me questions at any time!)

I had a similar (but not exactly the same) thought. :) If you check the Asherah tag, you’ll find the religion blog that I am guessing is a side blog of said porn blog.

I, too, looked at the blog URL and saw at least 2 different versions of my Lady’s name.